Will Day. Or Daisy to those who know him at the weekends. The other veteran (and hence also holding preferential options on the tinned mackeral in spicy tomato sauce)
Alfie Pearce-Higgins isn't actually with child but is the only one of us who would be trusted with one and hence may be our salvation. Alfie's idea of fun is is going on 100 mile runs just to see how big he can grow his calves, and then smoking a rolly afterwards just because he can. (His sister Nell is with child and presumably is trustworthy enough to continue being so. Congratulations Nell!)
There was a picture of Pete Stephens with a moustache, but he used to work in close proximity to children. So to keep him off the sex offenders' register (at least for now) this one seemed more appropriate
A lesson to us all here from Tom Lewis. There are some passions in life best kept to yourself. He is French, although redeems himself with a characteristically British attitude towards Gin and Tonic.
Jeremy Simmons aspires to a position on the aforementioned register, but can't grow a moustache. So excited is he for the trip that he's often been seen prowling the streets of London in a Jaguar print three piece recently, "practicing". No one's told him there are no Jaguars in Africa yet.
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